Good…good evening…I believe this isn’t Calea lui Traian, nr 91, no? Judging by your faces I guess not. Oh, my God, I’m so late. I guess I don’t have anything better to do then stay here with you. So, what would you like to talk about? Oh, I guess you’re not very bright, are you? I’ll just tell you more about me. I am a scientist recognized worldwide. Tonight I was suppose to be given o prize for all my work, you know. And you’d be surprised if you knew how many things I’ve discovered about feelings. Because this is what I work with – feelings. For example – envy. Envy is like eating a chocolate filled with broccoli. Who likes broccoli? Nobody, right? So I invented a liquid that turns the people you are jealous on/of into broccoli. [Who would be jealous on a broccoli?] And many other stuff. Still, there’s one feeling I can’t work with: love. Why, you’d probably ask. I don’t know. If I knew I’d study it. But still, I think love can’t be studied because it’s spontaneous, unpredictable, constantly changing. It can make you do crazy things, and it makes you feel unique. The way you act when you’re in love differs from human to human. There’s no pattern for the human behavior when they love. Love makes people’s imagination run wild and discover new things about themselves. It gives them new ideas, because they want to please the person they love. You can be as dumb as a donkey in general, but if you fall in love you’ll be more imaginative than you’ve ever been. You know how my ex-wife and I got married? By mistake! She kept receiving some romantic poems, love messages, flowers, chocolates and other nonsense, and some math sheets with a lot of calculus, which showed I was the right man for her. I was sending her the sheets. She thought I had sent her the flowers& the other stuff and she married me. 2 weeks later we got divorced. She got married again, to the most stupid of her colleagues at/from work. Turns out he was sending all that romantic crap. The same thing happened to me in the senior year of college. I asked the most beautiful girl in my class to go to the prom with me. But not just like that. I showed her some graphics showing how much I thought about her. I told her what my chances were and then I started to talk about what we could do together, and how could I help her with her homework and school subjects. No, she didn’t go to prom with me, she went with my stupid twin brother, who got disguised as a funny bunny and told her a romantic love poem. And what conclusion can we draw from these 2 facts? That girls aren’t attracted to nerdy boys n/or science? No. It’s that you don’t need to be smart, intelligent to make the person you love you too. All it takes is a little spark of imagination that will light the fire of ideas you have in your mind. And then…BANG! No, you won’t be punished by the frying pan of fear, but you will light up your own love story!
Oh dear, I’m so late! I’d better go home, where’s nobody’s waiting, and it’s just me, myself and I….Maybe I’ll brainwash my rats and make them play dodge ball. Oh please…ADOPT ME!! PLEASE TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU!!! I`d better go now….Please take me home with you!!!. Well, if you change your mind, just call 1-800-ADOPT-AN-ORPHAN-SCIENTIST, or log on to my website: www.adopt-a-poor-lonely-scientist.com See you!!!
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